Showing posts with label Friday Funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friday Funnies. Show all posts

Thursday, January 21

Friday Funnies

I don't know how many of you have seen this already but it always makes me, SFETE. (Smiling From Ear To Ear.) ☺Enjoy.







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Friday, November 27

Friday Funnies


For more Friday Funnies head on over to Kim's blog.

Have a great Friday and I hope you get some good Black Friday deals! :)

Kathleen~

Thursday, September 24

Funnie Fridays

All right are you ready to laugh?!? Good! We found these videos the other day and were laughing SO hard.






Have a great Friday!!!

Friday, September 4

Funnie Fridays!



I have never seen Daddy laugh so hard at a Tim Hawkins video! We like his little dance! SO FUNNY!

The government can!










Thursday, May 21

Friday Funnies

For more Friday Funnies go to Kim's blog at homesteadersheart.blogspot.com






Zoo Job

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off.
He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.


So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires.


He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.


At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.


The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Be quiet you fool! Do you want to get us both fired?"
Happy Friday!
Kathleen